1. This is just the beginning...

Obligatory intro post hey guys welcome to my crib

I just found this blog after about 2 years of completely forgetting I'd made it (well done Beck!) and the first thing I had to do was delete the absolute cringefest that I originally wrote

A little intro:
- I'm literally so sarcastic I can't scream on rides because it sounds forced
- I hate pretentious films
- My favourite film of ALL time is Robin Hood: Men in Tights and I'll fight anyone who thinks it sucks
- I have a little bit of an obsession with Shrek and Shrek 2 so that's a thing
- I watched A Christmas Prince literally 27 times

I'm no longer 23 for starters, I'm now 25 and I've for sure changed in that whole two years. I'm still a bit of a sarcastic asshole but hey that might work in my favour. What hasn't changed is my absolute love of terrible films ESPECIALLY Hallmark Christmas Specials. Some might call them tragic, terriblé, L I T E R A L L Y the worst/ BTEC at best but for me that's where the true art of cinema lies. They are my guilty pleasure and I love finding a new film that I didn't think could genuinely be worse than everything else I've ever had the misfortune to see with my own two eyes.

I want to try and do a new film a week however I'm very lazy and unmotivated so considering this is a passion project the passion will probably come and go. My original plan was to go off IMDB's worst 100 films of all time a film at a time however I'll probably switch between that and anything I can find on Amazon Prime (yes, Space Ninjas I AM looking at you) 

I might start this properly tomorrow I might start in a week or two it's probably a mystery but I will get round to it for real. That's a promise (mostly to myself)... and probably a threat.

I don't really know anything about the art of film-making but I do enjoy a variety of movies and I think that qualifies me to an opinion.



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